Theater Mode - Season 2

By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.

After moving into a halfway house full of a cast of kooky (and probably racist) characters, people begin to mysteriously dissappear. Join the AH crew as they endure the cinematic travesty, 3:33 A.M.

After his brother's mysterious disappearance, a man and his film crew search for his whereabouts in Happy Camp, CA, the stray cat and smoke farm capital of the world. Kick back and watch as the AH Crew drink their way through this week's film, Happy Camp.

Hey mon, ya mon, kick back and relax wit da AH crew as they peep the new flick, Death By VHS, an awful anthology that'll suck ya soul away, ja feel?

A man's wife goes missing in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. I'm sure she's totally fine. Join the AH Crew as they watch The Other Side, a riveting zombie tale, starring Johnny Derp & Samuel L. Jacksoff.

The guys try out some new rules for the drinking game while watching the mediocre zombie thriller, Let There Be Zombies.

Your guess is as good as mine as to what's happening in this movie.

A small town high school is thrown into chaos as a Letterman-clad killer begins murdering any jock he can find! Join the AH crew as they watch Hell Town, a cock-choppin', cat-fightin' good time!

Yee haw! It's the season premiere of Theater Mode y'all! Grab yer jar of 'shine and sit back with the AH fellers as they drink their way through the Troma "classic" Redneck Zombies!

A dangerous convict pulls a Shawshank and escapes imprisonment to wander the barren desert. Meanwhile, a group of scumbag teens take a trip to the same desert to throw beer and tell racist jokes, because that's what teens do. Join the AH crew as they watch After Dark in this week's Theater Mode!

A seductive succubus attempts to pit two best friends against each other in this cautionary tale about always keeping your Uzi on your mantle. Join the AH crew as they watch Def By Temptation in this week's Theater Mode!

Sup shitheads! *Heavy breathing* The AH guys sit down to watch L.A. Maniac this week. Yeah, it's pretty sick. It's a movie about a totally normal, attractive, and well adjusted guy just living life out in Hollywood. He definitely doesn't eat women's brains. *Heavy breathing*

*Chicken noises*

No homophobic propaganda here! Clark Kent, Paul Walker, Fergie and Stan Lee star in this wacky creature feature!

Ay! I'm walkin' here! And by "here" I mean Fantasy New Jersey, where this movie is apparently set. This movie's got everything: girls, dinosaurs, and a coupla guys bein' dudes!

What happens when 5 teenage girls have a sleepover with a few boys, a mountain of cocaine, and a serial killer? Turns out: a lot of dicks.

A three film horror anthology featuring biker-killing demons, evil puppets and a VCR made out of human flesh. Join the AH Crew for the wild ride that is In The Dark!

A wrongfully incarcerated woman must liberate her fellow inmates from a corrupt prison intent on manipulating and abusing them. Also there's lots of boobs and not a lot of bras.

This movie is like The Crow if there was less murder and more milk.

After finding a leprechaun in an empty beer bottle, a creepy young nerd is granted his wish to have a date with the girl he's been stalking.

Michael brings newborn Iris along to watch perhaps the worst possible film to bring a baby to.

Move over, Scream! In this low-quality precursor to the meta-horror hit, an alien lands on Earth to feast on a pack of horny teens and one boy must use his knowledge of horror movies to help them survive.

KA-BOO-KEE?? Follow dim-witted Detective Harry Griswald in his quest to murder every criminal in New York City with his newfound racist powers as Sgt. Kabukiman!

The buck-toothed animal ain't the only kind of beaver making an appearance in this flick, if you catch my drift. Eh? Eh? Ehhh?

Ho ho ho! Merry Holidaysnukkah! Please enjoy this gift from the AH crew to you! After being convicted of cannibalizing his expedition team, Alfred Packer, regals of what actually happened in an adventure involving Musical Numbers, Cyclops, and Samurai Native Americans.