Theater Mode

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching ThanksKilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

Purses are great for hiding things, but you have no idea just how many horrors can lurk inside. Join AH in watching Slink, a thought-provoking, genre-defining work of staggering genius.

This plot is crazy. This acting is crazy. These bitches are crazy, too! Join AH as they observe, understand and embrace the crazy in these bad b's and in themselves.

This film has it all: butts, childbirth, fucked up Yoda, a Sears model, and more. Join AH in watching Apocalypse Kiss. We promise it won’t make you question your life decisions.

Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with ThanksKilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.

If you could have one luxury item on a desert island, what would it be? Let's hope it's a machete, because otherwise you're fucked. Join AH in watching Zombie Isle to find out just how fucked you'd be.

By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.

After moving into a halfway house full of a cast of kooky (and probably racist) characters, people begin to mysteriously dissappear. Join the AH crew as they endure the cinematic travesty, 3:33 A.M.

After his brother's mysterious disappearance, a man and his film crew search for his whereabouts in Happy Camp, CA, the stray cat and smoke farm capital of the world. Kick back and watch as the AH Crew drink their way through this week's film, Happy Camp.

Hey mon, ya mon, kick back and relax wit da AH crew as they peep the new flick, Death By VHS, an awful anthology that'll suck ya soul away, ja feel?

A man's wife goes missing in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. I'm sure she's totally fine. Join the AH Crew as they watch The Other Side, a riveting zombie tale, starring Johnny Derp & Samuel L. Jacksoff.

The guys try out some new rules for the drinking game while watching the mediocre zombie thriller, Let There Be Zombies.

Move over Mary Shelley, there's a new Frankenstein in town! Follow a group of teens that break into a wax museum to act out their sexual frustration only to find an legion of zombies. Also that Eastern European guy with the funny mustache might show up. What's his name?...Oh, Adam Kovic!

Remember that one blonde lady from Episode 3 of Theater Mode? Me neither, but she's in this episode too.There's a lot of creepy/kinky/murdery doll stuff, but it's essesntially a girl-next door movie, with a dash of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a hint of stabby knife play.

FISH!! Welcome to the 2018 Achievement Hunter Theater Mode Finishing Jamboree! Try putting that on a shirt. Seriously, try putting on a shirt. We need more merch ideas. Someone thought, you know what story hasn't been told in a while- The Most Dangerous Game. And then added fishing.

After Saint Blevin, drove the Polish children into the sea. St. Blevin's Day was erected in his honor. And the town rejoiced. However this town was known as Fear Town, and even worse, it was located in New Jersey. And in Fear Town, New Jersey, USA, strange things occur. Things like... Anorexic Ghosts, Real-life PUBG, strange long text acronyms, and the Devil himself- who writes for Jimmy Fallon.

A movie is defined as a story or event recorded by a camera as a set of moving images. This my friends is NOT what will be watching today. Today you will be watching Pot Zombies: A series of occurrences that can only be summarized as what a Jeff Sessions wet dream might look like. So join us with Vape Master, Lawrence Sonntag as we chase the dragon. Let’s fall off the wagon to shake hands with the Devil. We’ll ride the wave and trip the technicolor dreamscape. Far Out Man!

The AH Crew Watch A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell

We heard you liked giant robots, so here’s a special episode of Theater Mode AUX for the launch of gen:LOCK, AKA gen:LAUX. What’s Theater Mode AUX you say? AUX episodes are commentary only episodes, which means we being the comedy and you bring the movie. You can find Pacific Rim on popular streaming services like Amazon, YouTube or Google Play. So jump in your Jäger and watch along with us!

We heard you liked giant robots, so here’s another special episode of Theater Mode AUX for the launch of gen:LOCK, AKA gen:LAUX. What’s Theater Mode AUX you say? AUX episodes are commentary only episodes, which means we being the comedy and you bring the movie. You can find G-Saviour on YouTube and The Official Gundam Wiki. So grab your beam saber, jump into your mobile suit, and get ready to fight space nazis!

From the people that brought you The First Turn-On! comes a women’s equality baseball movie that’s like A League of Their Own- only sleazier. Watch as the full Achievement Hunter cast roots for the women in the big game, excpet Jeremy, who only wants the men to win, because he has a penis too. Who will come out on top…literally. So grab your balls, slide into second base, and find out what happens when the pitcher becomes the catcher!

You don’t need some fancy books, or goats blood, or Ryan Haywood to summon demons. Give a nerd a computer and a few magic words. Boom! You got a Fraternity Demon. And who says all demons are bad? Ok, maybe a thing called the Bible, but that’s not the point. This demon is now loose and all she wants to do is get these nerds to bone.

Before Water World or Dances with Wolves, Kevin Costner was in a raunchy films called, Sizzle Beach, USA. It’s as the old saying goes, “careers in acting begin and end in pornography”. And we can’t wait to see how his career ends. Join these young woman’s trip to the west coast in search of making it big, but that’s just a taste of all the plot in this movie. If anime has taught us anything it’s that PLOT is important. And oh boy does this film have PLOT. So much nudity- I mean PLOT.

It’s our season finale, but don’t worry we’ll be back sometime soon. If Alex Jones became a private detective, this would be his movie. Someone’s been framed for murder and it’s up to Jake Masters to find who it is, by humping everything that moves. Let me level with you here for a second…There’s A LOT going on here. It’s a detective movie, but it’s basically porn. OK. You’re about to watch a really long porno. You’ve been warned.