Love Island Australia

Sophie kicks off tonight’s proceedings by showing us a soft porn montage of our contestants overlaid with a soundtrack of early 2000’s ringtones… just in case you’ve been wondering how that crazy frog’s been going. Basically the girls show up in their best stripper combos (bikini and heels for the uninitiated) and wait for the male contestants to show up and choose them as a partner, based purely on their appearance. #feminism

It’s the second morning in our Love Island mansion and Hurricane Kim has left a path of destruction in her wake. Last night the bikini model bounced into the house in a whirl of hair extensions, fake tan and excessively white teeth - the likes of which we haven’t seen since Britney’s Las Vegas residency. Fortunately for us Kim is a flirty kind of gal, systematically going through each and every guy to decide which one will be her safest bet. It’s pretty darn easy when she has the ability to turn each of them into a blubbering pool of drool. The best Justin can come up with is ‘what’s your favourite colour?’ (Green) and ‘do you remember how oranges used to make your fingers smell?’ (Seriously what the hell?)

The girls and boys are realising that the next coupling is fast approaching, and it’s sent the islanders into a flurry of pacts and flirting, analysing every conversation with each other. It was all reminiscent of the pre-PE anxiety brought on when the teacher told you to pair up in primary school.

Sophie Monk - she’s just like us! Apparently last night Soph was also yelling at the idiot box - telling Cassidy and Tayla to run for the hills… solidarity sister. It remains a mystery as to why she wasn’t allowed to go in and yell at them in person - would have made for some seriously compelling viewing. Over in the bedroom, Kim is still trying to get away from Josh. It’s like the bed is no man’s land and she feels safer down in the trenches. We find out they finally spooned (well Josh IS the best at it) but Kim 150% denied Josh any mouth on mouth action. And boy did he try.

Sleep. The great equalizer. You can be as beautiful, fit or tanned as you like, but the moment you close your eyes and the night vision switches on… we’re all the same. We have our mouths open and are inelegantly sprawled across the bed (two thumbs up Tash), or we elbow our bedmate directly in the face without waking up (great work Justin). After rising and applying 45 layers of fresh tan, Millie and Tash both decide to make a play for John James… probably wasn’t the best strategy turning up in the exact same yellow bikini though? Thankfully they have different coloured hair and are thus, easily identifiable. As usual Millie is front and centre - and as usual Tash is annoyed about it.

After Eden’s poetry reading last week, it seems Josh too has become inspired - treating us to the kind of gems Yeats would be jealous of. Calling himself the ‘poetry killa’ he lets us know he feels ‘fresher than a newly washed piece of corn’ and the romance is almost too much to take. Josh trots outside to try some more fresh rhymes on Tayla, the current focus of his attention, after Kim made it pretty darn clear she has 0% interest in him. Tayla and Josh have a solid D&M about the length of her leg hair, after which she tells him not to hold her hand - so naturally he tries to hold her hand. He’s really working hard to hold the title of most oblivious man in the house (currently held by Justin).

The hottest show is back! Hosted by Sophie Monk, 10 beautiful Aussie singles will play the ultimate game of love. After they find their match, they must stay together while surviving temptations as new singles enter the villa.

The hottest show is back! Hosted by Sophie Monk, 10 beautiful Aussie singles will play the ultimate game of love. After they find their match, they must stay together while surviving temptations as new singles enter the villa.

The hottest show is back! Hosted by Sophie Monk, 10 beautiful Aussie singles will play the ultimate game of love. After they find their match, they must stay together while surviving temptations as new singles enter the villa.

The hottest show is back! Hosted by Sophie Monk, 10 beautiful Aussie singles will play the ultimate game of love. After they find their match, they must stay together while surviving temptations as new singles enter the villa

The hottest show is back! Hosted by Sophie Monk, 10 beautiful Aussie singles will play the ultimate game of love. After they find their match, they must stay together while surviving temptations as new singles enter the villa.

The hottest show is back! Hosted by Sophie Monk, 10 beautiful Aussie singles will play the ultimate game of love. After they find their match, they must stay together while surviving temptations as new singles enter the villa.

For the first time Love Island Australia will be filmed in Australia, in the stunning location of northern NSW. Hosted by Sophie Monk, a group of sexy singles are set to entertain and provide some much needed laughs as they seek true love.

As our Islanders settle into the Villa, the arrival of a Bombshell makes waves. One strong couple look set to be torn apart as all of our Islanders realise it's game on.

It's cuffing season as two sexy new boys enter the villa, it's time to meet Riot Squad officer Chris and former AFL player Mitch. Get ready as they are set to shake things up.

One girl, two boys and a fruit platter, who will be the victor as it all kicks off in the Love Island Villa?

As the first recoupling approaches, old feelings are stirred up and one boy is dumped from the Villa.

Everybody loves Taku and Jess but it looks like they have hit a hurdle as Bombshell Emily arrives to turn up the heat and turn the boys’ heads.

The new sexy singles enter a brand new Villa as we head back to Spain to see who's in it for love and who's playing the ultimate game?

An epic twist sends the Love Island Villa into a meltdown but that's not the only thing to shake up the sexy islanders and a red hot seductive challenge kicks them off like never before.

New Bombs Tak & Callum choose two girls each to take out on a date, threatening strong relationships and leaving the boys vulnerable.

Bomb Callum continues to shake up the Villa by stealing a kiss, and a looming recoupling has the Islanders on edge.

As the Villa faces its first recoupling, one Islander will be going home. And a new Bomb arrives, ready to steal a man.

Three solid couples see their relationships begin to crumble, and the new Bombshell steals a partner.

Love Island Australia is back in Spain for a new season, and new sexy singles are hoping to find 'the one'. This year, in a Love Island first - the girls hold the power.

The Villa's five fresh couples were rocked by a British Bombshell. Now, all eyes are on Lucinda as she makes her choice of which man to steal, with jaw-dropping consequences!

After sneaky steals last night, Tia goes all in with hunky new bombshell Reid, sending Trent into a spiral. And, the gloves are off as the war for Lucinda heats up.

There's fiery but friendly competition as Nate and Zac are vying for the same girl. Our Islanders are in for truth, lies, and a hot new surprise who has everyone's attention.

On tonight's explosive episode tensions run high as friends turn on each other for Kale's affections, but not before one little text rocks the Villa to its core.

A brand new bombshell arrives, and it is revealed that her past relationship is connected to Kirra. This news sends the entire Villa into utter chaos!

Welcome to the Love Island Villa! A luxurious place where our islanders are about to enjoy a sizzling summer. They're smoking hot, desperately single, and ready to fall in love.

Love Island AU had a fiery start with 5 hot single girls meeting 5 sexy single boys. Now, it's a tug of war for fresh bomb Taylor's attention, but whose girl will he steal?

This year on Love Island things already get twisty and turney! Last night, the girls went cray-cray for Taylor, and now he gets to steal a girl. But, he's not the only one!

After a shocking firepit full of twists, sexy secrets are revealed as the Islanders play the first challenge of the season! And, a brand new Bombshell enters the Villa.

It's been a massive first week of love for the Islanders! Now, after her explosive entrance, new bomb Sophie has the whole Villa in a spin. And, the war for Taylor really begins.

As Eilisha spirals, Taylor's love triangle explodes, and Sophie makes a tough choice with dramatic consequences. But there's no time for tears, our Love Gods are arriving!