How I Met Your Mother Season 7

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7

2011 • 24 episodes

7.5
24 episodes
Sep 19, 2011

About this season

With both a baby and a wedding on the way, change is in the air and awesomeness abounds in the hilariously unpredictable Season Seven of How I Met Your Mother. As Marshall and Lily move away to start their family, Ted continues the search for the woman of his dreams. Meanwhile, Robin reveals a shocking secret and special guest star Katie Holmes joins the fun in the long-awaited return of the Slutty Pumpkin! And, wedding bells are ringing at last for confirmed bachelor Barney, but why is he wearing that ridiculous ducky tie, and just who is the "lucky" lady?

Episodes

Seasons & Episodes

24 episodes
The Best Man
Episode 1

The Best Man

Episode 1 • Sep 19, 2011

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

7.7
23m
The Naked Truth
Episode 2

The Naked Truth

Episode 2 • Sep 19, 2011

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

7.2
23m
Ducky Tie
Episode 3

Ducky Tie

Episode 3 • Sep 26, 2011

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

7.8
23m
The Stinson Missile Crisis
Episode 4

The Stinson Missile Crisis

Episode 4 • Oct 03, 2011

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

7.4
23m
Field Trip
Episode 5

Field Trip

Episode 5 • Oct 10, 2011

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

7.2
23m
Mystery vs. History
Episode 6

Mystery vs. History

Episode 6 • Oct 17, 2011

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

7.1
23m
Noretta
Episode 7

Noretta

Episode 7 • Oct 24, 2011

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

7.0
23m
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Episode 8

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Episode 8 • Oct 31, 2011

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

7.1
23m
Disaster Averted
Episode 9

Disaster Averted

Episode 9 • Nov 07, 2011

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

7.7
23m
Tick Tick Tick
Episode 10

Tick Tick Tick

Episode 10 • Nov 14, 2011

Barney and Robin are afraid to break the news to Nora and Kevin that they cheated with each other and want to get back together, while Ted and Marshall get stoned together at a concert.

8.0
23m
The Rebound Girl
Episode 11

The Rebound Girl

Episode 11 • Nov 21, 2011

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

7.4
23m
Symphony of Illumination
Episode 12

Symphony of Illumination

Episode 12 • Dec 05, 2011

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

7.9
23m
Tailgate
Episode 13

Tailgate

Episode 13 • Jan 02, 2012

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

7.3
23m
46 Minutes
Episode 14

46 Minutes

Episode 14 • Jan 16, 2012

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

7.4
23m
The Burning Beekeeper
Episode 15

The Burning Beekeeper

Episode 15 • Feb 06, 2012

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

7.0
20m
The Drunk Train
Episode 16

The Drunk Train

Episode 16 • Feb 13, 2012

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

7.5
23m
No Pressure
Episode 17

No Pressure

Episode 17 • Feb 20, 2012

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

7.8
23m
Karma
Episode 18

Karma

Episode 18 • Feb 27, 2012

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

7.3
23m
The Broath
Episode 19

The Broath

Episode 19 • Mar 19, 2012

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

7.5
23m
Trilogy Time
Episode 20

Trilogy Time

Episode 20 • Apr 09, 2012

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

7.8
23m
Now We're Even
Episode 21

Now We're Even

Episode 21 • Apr 16, 2012

Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

7.4
23m
Good Crazy
Episode 22

Good Crazy

Episode 22 • Apr 30, 2012

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

7.3
23m
The Magician's Code (1)
Episode 23

The Magician's Code (1)

Episode 23 • May 14, 2012

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

7.5
23m
The Magician's Code (2)
Episode 24

The Magician's Code (2)

Episode 24 • May 14, 2012

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are travelling with.

7.8
23m