Biography
Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California.
Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2.
Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians.
When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma.
He has two sisters.
Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.
Filmography
Cast Credits

Bad Thoughts
Character: Various Characters
TV • 2025

Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed
Character: Self - Guest
MOVIE • 2025

This Is the Tom Green Documentary
Character: Self (archive footage)
MOVIE • 2025

The Roast of Tom Brady
Character: Self
MOVIE • 2024

John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A.
Character: Self
TV • 2024

69 Minutes with Tom Segura
Character: Self
MOVIE • 2023

I Came Everywhere
Character: Self
MOVIE • 2023

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer
Character: Self
MOVIE • 2023

The Roast of Bert Kreischer
Character: Self
MOVIE • 2023

Flinch
Character: Ed
MOVIE • 2021

Best of Stand-up 2020
Character: Self
MOVIE • 2020

The Opening Act
Character: Cop
MOVIE • 2020

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
Character: Self
TV • 2020

The Comedy Store
Character: Self
TV • 2020

Tom Segura: Ball Hog
Character: Himself
MOVIE • 2020

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve
Character: Himself
MOVIE • 2020

Countdown
Character: Derek
MOVIE • 2019

Instant Family
Character: Russ
MOVIE • 2018

Tom Segura: Disgraceful
Character: Himself
MOVIE • 2018

I Need You to Kill
Character: Comedian / Interviewee
MOVIE • 2017
Crew
Crew Credits

Bad Thoughts
Role: Producer
TV • 2025

I Came Everywhere
Role: Producer
MOVIE • 2023

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer
Role: Writer
MOVIE • 2023

Tom Segura: Ball Hog
Role: Producer
MOVIE • 2020

Tom Segura: Ball Hog
Role: Writer
MOVIE • 2020

Robert Paul Champagne: Home Here Now
Role: Coordinating Producer
MOVIE • 2019

Tom Segura: Disgraceful
Role: Writer
MOVIE • 2018

Tom Segura: Mostly Stories
Role: Screenplay
MOVIE • 2016

Tom Segura: Completely Normal
Role: Writer
MOVIE • 2014

Tom Segura
Role: Writer
TV • 2014

Tom Segura
Role: Creator
TV • 2014

Comedy Central Presents
Role: Writer
TV • 1998
El Tigre
Role: Producer
MOVIE • TBA