TV Show

The New Statesman

The New Statesman is a British sitcom of the late 1980s and early 1990s satirising the Conservative government of the time.

TV Show Stats +8%

4 seasons

26 episodes total

Status

Ended

First Aired

1987

Rating

TV Show

7.5/10

46 votes • HD

Season 1

7 episodes
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Happiness is a Warm Gun
Episode 1

Happiness is a Warm Gun

Episode 1 • Sep 13, 1987

Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

6.0
30m
Passport to Freedom
Episode 2

Passport to Freedom

Episode 2 • Sep 20, 1987

Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

6.0
30m
Sex is Wrong
Episode 3

Sex is Wrong

Episode 3 • Sep 27, 1987

Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

6.0
30m
Waste Not, Want Not
Episode 4

Waste Not, Want Not

Episode 4 • Oct 04, 1987

Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

6.0
30m
Friends of St. James
Episode 5

Friends of St. James

Episode 5 • Oct 11, 1987

Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

6.0
30m
Three Line Whipping
Episode 6

Three Line Whipping

Episode 6 • Oct 18, 1987

Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

6.0
30m
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Season 2

7 episodes
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Fatal Extraction
Episode 1

Fatal Extraction

Episode 1 • Jan 15, 1989

Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

5.5
30m
Live from Westminster
Episode 2

Live from Westminster

Episode 2 • Jan 22, 1989

Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar

5.5
30m
A Wapping Conspiracy
Episode 3

A Wapping Conspiracy

Episode 3 • Jan 29, 1989

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

5.5
30m
The Haltemprice Bunker
Episode 4

The Haltemprice Bunker

Episode 4 • Feb 05, 1989

Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.

5.5
30m
California Here I Come
Episode 5

California Here I Come

Episode 5 • Feb 12, 1989

Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.

5.5
30m
May the Best Man Win
Episode 6

May the Best Man Win

Episode 6 • Feb 19, 1989

Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.

5.5
30m
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Season 3

6 episodes
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Labour of Love
Episode 1

Labour of Love

Episode 1 • Jan 06, 1991

A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

5.5
30m
The Party's Over
Episode 2

The Party's Over

Episode 2 • Jan 13, 1991

Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.

6.0
30m
Let Them Sniff Cake
Episode 3

Let Them Sniff Cake

Episode 3 • Jan 20, 1991

Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.

5.5
30m
Keeping Mum
Episode 4

Keeping Mum

Episode 4 • Jan 27, 1991

Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

6.0
30m
Natural Selection
Episode 5

Natural Selection

Episode 5 • Feb 04, 1991

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

5.5
30m
Profit of Boom
Episode 6

Profit of Boom

Episode 6 • Feb 11, 1991

MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.

6.0
30m

Season 4

6 episodes
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Back from the Mort
Episode 1

Back from the Mort

Episode 1 • Nov 22, 1992

Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.

6.0
30m
H*A*S*H
Episode 2

H*A*S*H

Episode 2 • Nov 29, 1992

Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.

5.5
30m
Speaking in Tongues
Episode 3

Speaking in Tongues

Episode 3 • Dec 06, 1992

Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.

6.0
30m
Heil and Farewell
Episode 4

Heil and Farewell

Episode 4 • Dec 13, 1992

Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.

5.5
30m
A Bigger Splash
Episode 5

A Bigger Splash

Episode 5 • Dec 20, 1992

Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.

6.0
30m
The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
Episode 6

The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard

Episode 6 • Dec 26, 1992

With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.

5.5
30m