Kingswood Country

Ted Bullpit has all the charm and sensitivity of a man who has been raised in the forest by bears. In this the first episode, Thelma decides Ted isn't interested in her anymore and buys a copy of 'The Joy of Sex' to spice up their marriage.

When Thel and Greta go to Melbourne for a wedding, Bruno must move in and cook for Ted.

When next-door's willow tree grows in and cracks the driveway. Ted's horrible brother Bob the Datsun dealer, solves the problem in a stunning way.

Ted's belief that 'all actors are fairies' is strengthened when he discovers that Craig is cast as the lead of the Med Students Revue and is starting to act strangely.

Ted's plans for an ANZAC Day reunion of the 2nd Field Kitchen go wrong when his old mate, Donger Jackson arrives. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When Ted discovers Thel has saved $5000 to buy a Datsun he insists on investing it and to Thel's dismay, buys shares in an unkown offshore oil company.

According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a good dose of reality, so he gets a nasty shock when his anniversary gift to Greta and Bruno turns him into a condemned man.

When the house is ransacked during the night,Ted decides to set his famous Kokoda Trap to catch the culprit.

Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not impressed. For a start Graham comes to Melbourne and it's not as if he is someone really important like Peter Brock. Still, a man has to lend a hand, but Ted lends two left feet.

When Craig is mistakenly arrested at a demonstration, Ted's determination to clear the good name of Bullpitt lands him in gaol. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thel's plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.

The bloody woman's at it again. This time she's tarryhootin' around Italy with Bruno's Mum. Then Bruno's Dad comes to stay. It makes a man wonder why he fought and won the war in the first place because Italians wander in and out like they own the joint. The world's picking on Ted as usual.

In the face of rising petrol costs,Ted is forced to consider the fate of the Kingswood. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

It's Bruno's birthday & new neighbours are moving in next door. Only problem is they turn up on motorbikes & Ted thinks they've come to cause trouble. Thel & Greta are looking out the window as the new neighbours are unloading their things from the truck. Ted tells them to come away from the window & start celebrating Bruno's birthday. Thel hands Bruno his gift from her & Ted spoils the surprise by telling Bruno what the gift is before he can open it. He does the same thing when Greta hands him her gift. The party is going no where, so Thel & Greta take some scones next door as a welcome to the neighbourhood gesture. Craig helps next door with their furniture & comes back telling them they've been invited next door to a 'house warming party' Ted says no, & when the loud music starts, he takes a bucket of water next door with the intention of making them quiet down. He comes back wet & with the bucket on his head, He tells Thel,they're not bikies, they're motorbike cops.

When Thelma traces the family history, she uncovers the dark secret of the Bullpitt line.

When Thel tries to reunite Bob & Merle, her well laid plans create more problems than they solve.

Gloom has descended on Wombat Crescent. As usual it's all Thelma's fault. She's gone all girlie, wanting to talk about their relationship and all that glomp. Ted thought he discussed it years ago, but you know what women are like, No? Neither does Ted.

When Ted's income tax return is investigated,he finds that only his old enemy, the nun, can save him.

When Ted starts acting mysteriously, the family investigates & finds he's in training to go prospecting.

After Ted attends a dynamic personality course, he applies for a new, executive position but ends up stuck in a very different position.

When Merle persuades Thel to leave Ted, Bob moves in and livens up the house with one of his famous parties.

Thel's birthday, a wallsafe, a butler and a dishwasher combine to create chaos and mystery in Wombat Crescent.

When Ted decides to help a government drive against illegal immigrants, his plan backfires in more ways than one. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When Ted's lust for rich Aunty Vi's money gets out of hand, the rest of the family decide to teach him a lesson. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When Ted and Bob decide to start a small business together, they get more than a loan from the bank - they get involved in a bank robbery.

Wombat Crescent is thrown into uproar when Ted drops paint all over his treasured chair and then wins a free funeral.

Ted takes over coaching Craig's basketball team and they start winning. When their star player breaks his led, Ted imports a ring-in to win the final match.

Ted is broke and borrows $500 from his brother Bob. In return, Bob expects Ted to do a commercial for his Datsun car business. The ads turn out to be very successful and Bob's business is booming.

Ted reads in his pay packet that he has been sacked. Sister Maria offers to give him an aptitude test, which determines that Ted is only suitable to be a process worker. Fortunately, Craig finds out that Ted hadn't really been sacked.

Ted buys a cheap burglar alarm from Thelma's cousin Reg and then tries to sell it to Bruno. When Bruno refuses, Ted hatches a plan to convince him that he needs one.

Bob tries to convince Ted and Craig to provide an alibi for him as he goes up to the snow for the weekend with his latest girlfriend. When Merle finds out, Bob has to hurriedly change his plans.

Ted goes to the Kingswood Owners Club fancy dress ball as King Felix of Krasnai. However, some revolutionaries think he is the real king and kidnap him. They hold Ted and Bruno for $1.5 million ransom.

Ted's cousin Nola dies and leaves a request for him to look after her twin sons, Radcliff and Heathcliff.

Ted and Bob's plans to get rich selling RADAR absorbing paint are threatened when the inventor turns out to be one of Ted's old enemies. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Bruno buys a seemingly worthless old stamp album from Ted and finds it contains a stamp worth $45,000!

When Ted's television set is stolen, he decides to form a citizen's vigilante group to patrol and protect the neighbourhood, under his command of course.! a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.