Duck Dynasty

Family Funny Business - Willie gets fed up with Phil and Jase's lax attitudes regarding work in the series premiere of this reality show about a Louisiana family who operate a thriving business manufacturing duck-hunting gear.

Phil decides to teach his grandkids the value of a hard day's work by building a football field and culminating in a family football game. But Robertson vs. Robertson competition is further sparked between brothers when Willie and Jase make a side bet that Jase can't handle the responsibility of being CEO of a day.

After a big order comes in Willie pushes the Duck Commander team to meet the tight deadline, so Jase and the warehouse guys come up with a plan to build a conveyer belt. Elsewhere, Phil and Si declare war on the beavers whose dams are disrupting the water supply.

Brotherly competition gets the best of Willie when he ditches his kids' career day to go play golf with Jase. Stepping in for Willie, Phil and Si show up at the school and become the teachers' worst nightmare. Later that night, Jase returns to the golf course to hunt the prized bullfrogs he'd seen earlier. Unfortunately for him, country club security is also there.

After blowing up one of Phil's dangerously antiquated duck blinds, the Robertson boys hatch a wild plan to build a luxury duck blind in the sky. Meanwhile, Ms. Kay and the Robertson women hold a yard sale and sell some of the boys' most prized possessions, which the boys don't exactly appreciate when they find out.

Jase feels being COO of Duck Commander entitles him to a new office. But when Willie refuses, Jase hatches a plan to build one anyhow. Willie takes Miss Kay and the grandkids to the petting zoo where Miss Kay decides she needs Willie to buy her goats, just like she had growing up on a farm. But, Willie's patience is put to the test when he returns to the warehouse to find that Jase has made some changes.

It's all hands on deck for the Duckmen when an old high school nemesis challenges them to a good old fashion race... at the local lawn mower competition. But Willie and the guys soon find out that this competitive and ridiculous underground sport is nothing short of high octane. Meanwhile Phil has his hands full with his granddaughters when he's called on to construct a playhouse, which he soon uses as an opportunity to teach them about some Robertson family ways.

With Sadie's (Willie's daughter) driver's license test fast approaching, she finds herself in dire need of lessons. Willie, Jase and Si each set out to correct her glaring failures behind the wheel by teaching her how to drive... Robertson-style. On the other side of West Monroe, Phil decides to play chaperone to John Luke and his girlfriend turning their day date on the river into an awkward afternoon of "Phil-osophy."

After Willie's son (John Luke) leaves Willie's pickup in the driveway with a bone-dry gas tank, Willie and Korie decide that it's time to get the kid his own car. But without a car of his own for the day, Willie is forced to let Uncle Si drive them on their journey to find the perfect vehicle for the teenaged boy. Back on the family land, Jase, Martin and Godwin make a mess of their fishing trip when a mishap puts Phil's boat at the bottom of the swamp.

The Duck Commander assembly room gets an unexpected shakeup when a disgruntled Si decides to quit his job. But when Willie hires a replacement that clashes with the duck call room, Jase and the guys quickly become equally miserable at work. Meanwhile, Si turns to Phil for work out on the land turning a routine levee repair into a complete disaster.

Willie finds his office in shambles and alerts the authorities that the warehouse has had a break in. But soon Willie discovers that the culprit was his brother Jase, who needed supplies for an early morning frog hunt. Disturbed by his brother's ability to break in so easily, Willie installs a state-of-the-art surveillance system that he uses to become Big Brother to the duck call room throughout the day. At Phil and Ms. Kay's house, Willie's daughter, Sadie is sent to do house chores to help her unplug from her constant texting issues.

When a heat wave envelops West Monroe the air conditioning unit at the Duck Commander warehouse goes down, turning the duck call assembly room into a boiling sweatshop. Desperate to cool off, the guys leave Willie behind and head to the local lake where they construct their very own redneck waterpark. Meanwhile, Willie hires the local Mr. Fix It, Mountain Man, to get the AC unit up and running once again, which proves to be a painstakingly slow process.

Tomorrow is the opening day of Duck Season and the men are carrying on their tradition of camping on the Robertson Land the night before... including Willie, who typically opts out of "roughing it." But when Willie shows up to meet the guys in the Duck Commander RV, the camp is divided between those who want comfort, and those that will rough it. Back at Phil and Miss Kay's, Phil has a tradition of his own that he'd like to carry on before Duck Season--getting a little loving from Miss Kay. But because one of his other traditions is to be unbathed before Duck Season, Miss Kay isn't allowing it.

Gearing up for his high school reunion, Willie realizes that he could stand to lose a few pounds. Jase and Korie set out to help him drop some weight and the strenuous battle of man-versus-waistline begins. Meanwhile Si is convinced that Phil's hunting dogs don't like him and he goes searching for his own canine companion.

The guys learn from Willie that John Luke is going through his first break up. In order to make him feel better the men decide to take John Luke hunting for nutria, and impart their relationship wisdom. Phil and Kay have a famous pet photographer come to their house to take pictures of them and their canine pets. But having a yuppy pet photographer from the city interacting with country born and raised Phil Robertson becomes interesting.

When the warehouse guys new office pet (a lizard) escapes, they try all they can in order to catch the wily reptile. Proving impossible, the guys finally decide to bring in the big guns to help trap it--Mr. Phil Robertson. On the other side of town, Willie and Si have invited themselves to a ride-along with the West Monroe Police where they try their hand at being law dogs.

With Willie out-of-town, the guys decide to flake off work and leave to brush up the duck blinds on the Robertson land. While out, Si believes he spots what he thinks is the infamous "Black Panther," which leads the naysaying men on a mission to prove that what Si saw was an apparition of his imagination. Back at Phil's house, Phil enlists the help of his football playing nephew and his fellow teammate to do chores, citing that this will "make them better football players.

Willie and Jase invite Korie and Missy along on a deer hunt because they believe their wives have become too "city." The Do's' and `Don't's of hunting are doled out in the woods and subsequently broken creating arguments husbands and wives know entirely too well when dealing with the opposite sex. At Phil and Kay's, Miss Kay decides she wants to frame Phil's original blueprints from the first duck call he created. Only problem is finding it first amongst her hoards of belongings. Si pitches in the search effort as well only to be distracted by the treasures he keeps finding amongst Miss Kay's junk.

Everyone comes together to plan a surprise wedding for Phil and Kay, setting up a special ceremony on their land, which the whole family attends. Si distracts Phil and Kay by taking them on a "trip down memory lane" to different places that were meaningful in their relationship.

After discovering that Martin has to miss a Friday night poker game for a planned date, the guys (as well as their wives) take turns figuring out the best way to coach him for romance. When babysitting for Jep and Jessica turns into a rocky road, Phil tries to teach his granddaughters how to fish--a useful skill. But even at this young age, the girls outsmart him and have him doing all the work.

The guys realize that Godwin has never really asked them for a favor, even though they are all always helping each other out. Godwin asks them to help him get a hot tub, so they set out to help him pick one up. Phil and Kay teach Sadie and John Luke how to make May Haw jelly.

Due to construction at Jase and Missy's house, Willie and Korie invite Jase and the kids to live with them while Missy is out of town visiting friends. What seems like a good gesture of Willie and Korie's part turns into conflict between two brothers due to a lack of personal space. Then, what begins in the duck call room as a series of "Gentlemen's Bets," turns into a series of bets outside the Duck Call Room as well, eventually leading them to the ultimate challenge at Phil and Kay's house--helping Phil get a wheelbarrow down from a tree.

Because of a termite problem at Duck Commander, the guys are forced to find a different location to work from--Godwin's House. But while at Godwin's house, Godwin gets a taxidermied gift from a past relative, which sends them on a mission to find out how much it is worth. Miss Kay needs help with her Golden 60's club, so she enlists Korie and Willie to help her out.

John Luke and Sadie are getting some dental work done, complete with sedation, and it's up to Willie and Korie to take care of them through the process--including getting them back home safely. Phil goes to DC to recruit Jase and Jep to help him take care of a cottonmouth den and finds them emptying the contents of the broken fridge into trash bags. They set out to dump the trash but keep running into problems.

Rebecca comes home for a visit after finishing a fashion internship in Los Angeles, but Willie starts wondering how long she plans to stay. She later surprises him with news of her plan to start her own business. After Si contracts what he believes to be bird flu, Phil and Miss Kay let him stay with them while he recovers and end up trying not to let him drive them crazy.

Willie hires Korie's cousin John David as a personal assistant, but Jase, Martin, and Godwin rebel against the idea of having an outsider giving them orders. Si organizes a boring, confusing treasure hunt for Jep's children to keep them occupied while Jessica gets over a cold.

Taking a hint from Jep, Si outfits himself with a pair of wearable cameras so he can record every moment of his daily life. He drives the guys crazy with his nonstop commentary during a deer hunt, treating it as if it were an epic war/survival movie. Willie's plans to take John Luke and Sadie to an LSU football game run afoul of heavy traffic and a balky GPS.

Willie volunteers to join the guys for their latest all-night packing session, but ends up helping Jase track down faulty smoke detectors and falling victim to a prank. Phil gets more than he bargained for when his granddaughters talk him into letting them sleep over with him and Miss Kay.

Jase challenges Willie to a hamburger cook-off, but their very different strategies lead to end results so bad that neither of the judges (Martin and Godwin) wants to eat them. When Jessica decides to take up decoupage, Jep goes hunting for materials and ends up getting tricked by Phil into cleaning the junk out of one of his storage sheds.

When Willie and Jase argue over an old GI Joe toy, it leads them into a debate over who would make a better soldier. To settle the score, Willie and Jase head out to the woods with their friends and children for a paintball match, but the game is cut short when Si gets stuck in a marsh and needs to be rescued. Meanwhile, Jep recruits Martin to help him lay a sidewalk in his front yard, but when they run into some problems, Jep must call on Phil to come save the day.

An impending visit by Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana, to present an award to Duck Commander throws everyone into chaos. Korie and Sadie try to find the perfect outfit for Miss Kay with little help from Phil, Willie and Si offer less-than-reliable coaching tips for an introductory speech John Luke has to make, and the guys goof off during a warehouse cleanup and give him some advice of their own. Governor Jindal surprises Willie by playing a little warehouse basketball with the guys before the award ceremony.

The night before Reed's high school graduation, Willie, Jase, and Si take him frog hunting and dispense a few bits of unusual advice for his future. Jep leads Miss Kay, Korie, and Jessica on a run to toilet-paper Jase and Missy's house, but Missy catches them in the act.

Willie sponsors a contest for Mountain Man's radio show, in which the last person with their hands on a wood chipper wins it. He and Si end up as the only contestants, with Willie on the receiving end of taunts from both Si and Jase. An overly protective Jep insists on chaperoning Lily during her miniature golf play date with a boy and challenges him to a game.

Willie's old friend, now a fire chief, offers to let the brothers undergo some training drills - which turn out to be far more physically demanding than any of them expected. Miss Kay's plan to lay flowers on her grandmother's grave turns into a hunt for the ideal sites for herself, Phil, and Si.

When Willie starts thinking about changing the Duck Commander logo, Jase and the guys try to show him that they can do the job as well as any professional design firm. Bella turns to Phil for help on a school project, only to have him lead her and Willie on a rambling trip through both the woods and his memory.

Phil and the guys set out to clean out all the duck blinds, turning up an assortment of odd wildlife and old garbage along the way. When they find an infestation of fire ants in one blind, Jase takes extreme measures to wipe them out. Si surprises Willie and the rest of the family with unorthodox advertising tricks that bring in business for a church fundraiser car wash.

When Willie takes a business trip to Scotland to expand his duck call business, he brings the entire family along so they can reconnect with their Scottish roots. But when Willie organizes a bus tour to trace his family heritage, he discovers much more than he expected. Meanwhile, Jase brings a group of people to the Highland Games and winds up participating, while Jep and Jessica try to sneak away for a romantic getaway, only to find themselves with Uncle Si in tow. (1-hr)

During a takeover of a local TV show, Robertson family members share their tips for Thanksgiving.

The guys go to a horse race and Kay buys a new birdbath.

The Robertsons help out the mother of a longtime employee during the yuletide season; Jep, Jase, Martin and Godwin take part in a hammering competition; Kay and Si interrupt Willie's recording of a Christmas song.

Jase enters an outhouse race, where the Robertsons face an unexpected rival; Willie enlists the ladies to be taste testers as he tries to create the world's best bologna sandwich for his Duck Diner.

Sadie's homework gets interrupted when Willie and Jase argue whether the latter can outrun a truck; Si steps in to help when Kay's compulsive hoarding becomes an issue.

Jase and the guys plan a fireworks extravaganza for the Robertson family's Fourth of July barbecue.

The guys repaint old decoys in an attempt to trick Phil; Willie bowls against Kay's club.

Jase and the guys remove pests from other people's property; Willie offers Sadie and John Luke jobs.

Jokesters Willie, Jase and Jep help Alan at the church; Kay has a class with a famous artist.

Martin's bachelor party celebration gets interesting when the guys discover black powder weapons.

When Missy's parents visit, her father convinces Jase to take him on a quail hunt. But while their “bonding hunt” yields very few quail, it does bring them closer together as friends. Meanwhile, Willie helps John Luke start his own snow cone business, but in order to make a profit, they'll have to overcome some growing pains.

Si recruits his nephews to help him transport a storage container to his backyard, but things take a turn when Jep becomes locked inside the box. Meanwhile, Jase helps Mia prepare for her cheerleading competition, but the only problem is he has no idea what he's doing.

When Willie's old rival Phillip McMillan challenges him to a game of dodgeball, Willie recruits his family members to settle a score once and for all. Meanwhile, Si thinks his cat is cheating on him with another family, so he recruits Miss Kay and Mountain Man to help find out.

When Jase and Phil make a bet about whether or not human beings in a duck blind are visible from the air, Jep buys a drone copter to get a “bird's eye” view, but ends up losing it in the process. Meanwhile, Willie brings Si to the chiropractor for an overdue spinal adjustment.

Jase and the guys convince Willie to hire his older brother Alan to work at Duck Commander, but when Alan begins micromanaging everyone, they quickly change their mind. Meanwhile, the ladies take a self-defense class and use John Luke as a punching bag.

When the Robertsons throw a Renaissance Fair birthday party for Godwin, various family members compete in a tournament to win knighthood. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica visit a local falconer in hopes of obtaining a bird of prey for Godwin's party.

The Robertson family throws a party for Willie & Korie's 25th anniversary, but things take a dramatic turn when Willie and Korie reveal a big secret. Meanwhile, when Jase blames Uncle Si for getting him a parking ticket, they end up bringing the matter before a judge in court.

When Willie asks a local chainsaw artist to make him a statue, he gets a big surprise when it's revealed that the statue is of an unlikely subject -- Willie himself. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica attempt to help Kay with her hoarding by selling some of her items online, but things take a turn when Kay begins buying more stuff than she sells.

On a trip to New York, Jase's son Reed proposes to his girlfriend, which inspires his father to fan the flames of romance back home with Missy. Meanwhile, when Sadie asks Willie to be a guest lecturer at her business class, things get derailed when Uncle Si tags along and uses it as an opportunity to promote his new invention.

Unsettled by the appearance of a destructive beaver in the neighborhood, the community watch leader enlists Jase's help in solving the problem.

When Jase and Jep get into an argument over which of them is the rightful heir to their grandfather's old rifle, they decide to settle the argument with a marksmanship contest. Meanwhile, Willie and Korie help Rebecca prepare for her trip to Taiwan with her new fiancée by rehearsing the customary Taiwanese engagement ceremony.

After Si has started moonlighting as a grocery bagger, the guys show up at the store and their teasing inadvertently causes Si to lose his job and his chance to enter a local bagging competition. To make up for it, they create their own competition to help Si get his job back. Meanwhile, Korie bribes Willie to get some necessary dental work done.

Willie and Jase run against each other to become president of their neighborhood HOA. Jep, Jess and Ms. Kay work on a Duck Commander themed display for the local zoo.

Willie buys a 3D printer for the office that starts off as a fun distraction for the guys until it appears the printer could soon replace their jobs. Si, upset that Willie invested in the 3D printer and didn't give him a raise, invests in John Luke's Sno-Cone stand.

Jase, Jep, Si and Cole try to fight back a growing population of cottonmouth snakes on Phil's property. Meanwhile, Willie uses his business expertise to help Rebecca improve her clothing store.

Willie puts Little Will on a budget for his first car but it backfires when Will decides to get a motorcycle instead. Jase and the guys are inspired to design a product using zip lines that will revolutionize duck hunting.

When Si decides to retire to pursue a music career, the family organizes a party in his honor. Meanwhile, Willie, Phil and Jase take a road trip to try to recreate an old duck call for Si's retirement gift. (Surprise performance from ZZ Top!)

With Korie still in Africa, Willie and Jep must step in and supervise Bella's sleepover. When a couple boys play a prank on the girls, Willie and Jep prove to be the perfect chaperones for the task. Meanwhile, Jase takes Si, Martin and Godwin for a round of night golf.