It Ain't Half Hot Mum

Gunner Solomons is trying to run a Concert Party rehearsal and he's finding it difficult without Gunner Graham, the pianist, who's been put on jankers by Sergeant Major Williams. The Sergeant Major is determined that Graham will spend his time painting stones white rather than playing the piano for a 'bunch of puffs'. Solly decides to appeal to a higher authority, so he sends the Bearer off to deliver a note to the Colonel. As a result, Graham is excused jankers and allowed to join the rest of the Concert Party in rehearsal. That evening, the Concert Party performance is interrupted when a large mob of locals stage an anti-British protest outside the camp gates. The Sergeant Major finds himself 'annointed' with the dung of a sacred animal - all over his best tunic.

Rangi Ram notices that Gunner Parkins and the Sergeant Major both have a photograph of the same woman next to their beds. It's Parky's mother and the only woman the Sergeant Major ever loved. Rangi tells the Sergeant Major, who jumps to the conclusion that Parky is his son. Gunner Parkins is about to be posted 'up the jungle'. Williams tries to think of a way of preventing this from happening. He decides to arrange for Parky to become a member of the Concert Party, as a ventriloquist. News of the German surrender and the end of the war in Europe reaches the camp.

It's decided that all of the Punkah Wallahs in the camp should be replaced with electric fans. When the Punkah Wallahs hear about this, they all go on strike. The local electricity workers walk out in sympathy, so the camp is suddenly without power. Then the workers at the telephone exchange go on strike. Gunner Solomons comes up with a plan to settle the dispute and reinstate the Punkah Wallahs

Gunner Parkin is "removed" from the concert party. The Sergeant Major plots to have the rest of the gang sent "up the jungle".

Sergeant Major Williams talks the Colonel into letting him take the men from the Concert Party on a jungle survival course. The Sergeant Major thinks everyone is going without food and water, but Solly has arranged for Rangi Ram and the Char Wallah to follow behind with hot tea and food. While the Sergeant Major suffers from hunger and thirst, the men from the Concert Party keep sneaking off to eat and drink.

Attempts are made to find out whether or not RSM Williams really IS Parky's father

The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.

The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.

The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.

A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.

Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.

When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men cannot stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tries to see Mrs Waddilove-Evans when her husband is not home.

While the officers are out of the way in hospital, Williams takes the opportunity to post the concert party up the jungle but is forced to bring them back to stage a special performance.

The concert party is sent to the palace of the Maharajah of Bharatpur to protect him.

The concert party try to stop the attempts on the life of the Maharajah of Bharatpur.

Sergeant Major Williams finds that bragging about his troops can get him into trouble.

The sergeant major falls in love and gets into trouble with the Tongs.

Sergeant Major Williams tries to break up the concert party by promoting Gunner Graham.

When the Sergeant-Major makes the Concert party perform fatigues to be ready for the arrival of the monsoon, Lofty goes mad and vows to kill the Sergeant-Major.

When it becomes difficult for Colonel Reynolds to hide his affair with Mrs Waddilove-Evans, he decides it's best to accompany the concert party to a show on the North-West Frontier.

The members of the concert party try to find the kidnapped Mrs Waddilove-Evans.

Bombardier Beaumont tries different ways to get sent home.

An elephant follows Lofty to the camp.

Men from a remote RAF base get too excited when the concert party puts on a show.

When the men get sent up the jungle, they find that some Australian soldiers have not vacated their camp, as was ordered.

While they are still having trouble adapting to the jungle, the members of the concert party get the task of building a bridge.

The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.

When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for some senior officers.

The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.

Gunner Parkins has fallen in love with a pretty Burmese girl from the local village – the same girl that Captain Ashwood and Sergeant Major Williams have been visiting. Then, Gunner Sugden has something to say...

After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.

When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Major away from the camp.

Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.

To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.

Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirsty jungle-survival course, and he puts them on a charge when writing a complaining note. Later, Lofty dreams about the HMS Bounty in Amsterdam and Hague in Holland.

The Sgt Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English performance.

The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.

Captain Ashwood falls victim to unwanted attention from a female officer.

The men get a chance to perform on Forces Radio.

In an effort to free themselves from the Sergeant Major, the men suggest that he apply for a commission.

The Concert Party travels to the front.

A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.

When Gunner Graham stands to inherit some money, everybody wants to give him financial advice.

A show on the river does not go the way it was planned.

Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the S.S. Mersury and the Second World War is over. One single Japanese soldier has not heard the news that Japan has surrendered.

Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.

It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey. A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.