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Today's opening show features DIY Dan, TV's worst do-it-yourself practitioner, who tries to get to grips with putting up curtains; the Berito Brothers, a troupe of acrobats who've seen better days and who demonstrate their original take on the old "firing from a cannon" routine; and irrepressible and inquisitive Humphrey, who launches himself into a game of crazy golf with his trusty companion Woody the dog.

Viewers get to meet Ann Teak, a bossy antiques "expert" who thinks she knows everything about an old suit of armour; the Berito Brothers, who launch yet another ill-thought-out routine; and Packed Lunch Pete, who never quite manages to eat his packed lunch. Meanwhile, as Humphrey goes off on a camping jaunt with Woody, Gail Force deals with some fleas and Rapids Johnson is still tailing that panda.

Today's show stars Anna Conda, a reptile expert with an unusual look; The Lost Pirate, an out-of-place and out-of-luck pirate desperate to find his treasure, no matter where he is; DIY Dan, the ever-cheerful but incompetent handyman who tackles problem doors with predictable results; and Chip Monk, the pet shop assistant who is reluctant to sell his friends - the pets. Weather girl extraordinaire Gail Force and Humphrey are off on a visit to a children's farm.

Thursday's delights include Ann Teak, the bossy antiques "expert" on the trail of an old and precious jug; Packed Lunch Pete, who tries to get to eat his lunch, undisturbed, at the funfair; The Berito Brothers, jaded acrobats whose routine is interrupted by a small insect; and Rapids Johnson, champion of the natural world, who swots up on his subject at the local library. Meanwhile, weather girl Gail Force reports from the local flower show and Humphrey has his photo taken with Woody.

Characters featured in today's programme are: Milkshake Jake - a soda bar owner with a messy line in milkshakes; Major Boogie - a tired old tin soldier enjoying a break from routine with his friends on the toy shelf; Packed Lunch Pete - who is trying to tuck in to a tasty baguette, without much luck; Rapids Johnson - a nature enthusiast, out to record the elusive giant panda on camera; Ann Teak - a bossy antiques "expert" trying to guess the age of an unusual exhibit; and The Lost Pirate - still searching for his missing treasure and getting his eyesight checked at the local opticians to help him in his quest.

Naughty old monarch King Flannel tries to sneak a packet of crisps past his beady-eyed butler; Chip Monk uses all his wiles to avoid selling his beloved pets; DIY Dan, TV's worst do-it-yourself practitioner, makes a meal of putting up wallpaper; and Captain Adorable delivers a piece of heavy furniture.

Featuring Keith Fit - the most unlikely fitness guru you'll ever meet. Also with Ann Teak, who casts her expert eye over a rare and valuable writing bureau; Dina Lady - makes a special treat for Tommy Tummy's birthday; and Gail Force - everyone's favourite roving reporter, brings you all the latest weird and wonderful weather.

Featuring Opera Oliver - the restaurant owner who just loves to sing about his food; Doctor Doctor, who prescribes fun and giggles; reluctant Superhero Captain Adorable lends a helping hand at the supermarket; and Farmer Dung - who has something amazing to show us down on the farm.

Featuring Professor Muddles, the zany scientist whose experiment becomes a bit unstuck; Simon Pieman, the pie delivery service on wheels. Also with Rod and Annette - Rod loves to fish, his wife loves to chat, and the fishing doesn't always go to plan.

Featuring Keith Fit, fitness pundit, who demonstrates how to go kayaking, with predictable results; Opera Oliver takes a little too long singing about his love for food; Dina Lady cooks up some delicious "soup"; the Berito Brothers show off their gymnastic skills using a mini trampoline; and roving reporter Gail Force hails from bonny Scotland.

Featuring inept explorer Rapids Johnson, on the hunt for the Venezuelan Musical Bear; Dina Lady shows us how to make the perfect pie; Ann Teak restores an old painting to its former glory; Major Boogie is smitten with a flamenco-dancing doll; and bungling superhero Captain Adorable helps a lost traveller at the train station.

King Flannel is strangely reluctant to let his butler sort out the holiday packing, while Justin Berito displays his enormous skill on the tightrope. Professor Muddles, the zany scientist experiments with a remote control; and there's more fun down on the farm with Farmer Dung and Reggie.

Flamboyant ballroom dancer Enrico Paso Doblé gets his coattails stuck.

Naughty King Flannel has trouble with Lady Chatalot's constant chatting on the phone.

Ann Teak accidentally destroys a precious ancient letter.

Captain Adorable hurtles through space with his crew, trying to dodge asteroids.

Will Singalot infuriates Robin Hood with his singing as Robin tries to impress Marion.

Captain Adorable causes all sorts of trouble with a teleporting transporter device.