Dick Figures

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..

A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...

The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.