Cher

1. Cher opens the show with ""Let Me Entertain You"" and a monologue about being thrilled to be back on TV. 2. Elton performs ""Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds"" 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) runs into old friend Geraldine Jones (Flip) at their high school class reunion. 4. Cher sings ""All In Love Is Fair"" 5. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the ""brick-omatic"", a device used for smashing everything from watches to photographs. 6. ""Trashy Ladies"" -- Cher and Bette camp it up in a medley of songs that were written about trashy ladies with shady pasts, including: ""I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate"", ""Tangerine"", ""Lulu's Back In Town"", ""Put the Blame On Mame"", ""Minnie the Moocher"", ""Rose Of Washington Square"" and ""Sweet Georgia Brown."" 7. Cher appears during a brief commercial blackout singing ""What Kind Of Fool Am I?"" 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher returns home after an evening out with a loser and delivers a monologue about her life as a single. 9. Cher and Elt

1. Tatum impersonates Cher at the start of the show, singing ""Let Me Entertain You"" 2. Cher opens the show with ""You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You"" and a monologue about bugle beads. 3. ""Girls"" -- Cher and Tatum introduce a series of sketches about how women are superior to men. In comedy blackouts, a dissatisfied customer (Wayne) attempts to return a broken toaster to the hardhearted clerk working at the complaint department (Cher), and Tatum discusses divorce with her attorney (Wayne). 4. Cher and Wayne sing ""Let Me Be There"" 5. Tatum appears in a takeoff on the Catherine Deneuve commercials. 6. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) gets into a verbal battle with Raquel. 7. Cher appears during a brief commercial blackout singing ""Nothing Can Stop Me Now"" 8. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) promotes a new glue product called ""Stick-It."" 9. Cher performs a medley of ""Long Train Runnin'"" and ""Love the One You're With"" 10. Cher and Wayne are cast as the newly-married Sigmund Freu

1. Cher opens the show with ""Got To Get You Into My Life"" and a monologue in which she hopes to gain favor with the Nielson families. 2. The Osmond Brothers sing ""I'm Still Gonna Need You"" 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) gets a surprise visit from her equally tacky mother (Nancy), who's wanting to borrow Laverne's mink coat to wear to the drag races. 4. Cher sings ""He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"" as Jerry pantomimes a clown. 5. Jerry tries to get Cher to laugh during this brief commercial break. 6. ""Law and Order"" -- The Osmond Brothers introduce a series of comedy sketches about crime prevention, in which a police sergeant (Jerry) receives a tongue-twisting theft report from Cher, and Jerry appears as Scarface, the criminal son of domineering Nancy. 7. Cher sings ""Ain't Nobody's Business"" 8. Sleeping Beauty (Nancy) wakes up for an interview with Mable the Fable Lady (Cher). 9. The Osmonds join Cher for a medley of Stevie Wonder's greatest hits, including: ""You Are the Sunshi

1. Cher opens the show with ""By Myself"" and a monologue about being clumsy off-camera. 2. Cher sings and tap dances to ""Do a Take"" with Jack and Cloris. 3. Cloris recites a Shakespeare-like soliloquy, with simultaneous jive translations by Cher. 4. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) takes her car in for its 300,000-mile checkup and gets waited on by ""Chico and the Man's"" Ed Brown (Jack). 5. Cher performs a medley of ""I've Got the Music In Me"" and ""Listen To the Music"" 6. Jack and Cloris appear as man and wife in this blackout on Geritol commercials. 7. Cloris plays a wealthy eccentric whose annual dinner parties for former suitors are always unattended, with Jack cast as her butler who must cater to her every whim. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tells about dating a Gemini with a split personality. 9. Cher sings ""Am I Blue?"" 10. Jack sings ""The Man In My Little Girl's Life"" 11. Cher closes the show.

1. Cher opens the show with ""When You're Smiling"" and a monologue in which she compares her TV show with a new baby. 2. Cher and Freddie camp it up in a song-and-dance routine. 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) is reunited with Olivia (Teri), her old friend from the launderette. 4. Mable the Fable Lady (Cher) interviews a present-day Cinderella and Prince Charming (Teri and Freddie). 5. The Pointer Sisters sing ""Live Your Life Before You Die"" 6. Cher appears as a clown in this comedy vignette about unhappiness. 7. ""Girls"" -- Cher and The Pointer Sisters introduce a series of comedy sketches about how woman are superior to men. In blackouts, Freddie plays Cher's ever-lying husband who promises he'll never lie again and a dissatisfied customer trying to exchange an electric blanket at the complaint department. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher describes another date with a ""loser."" 9. Cher sings ""How Long Has This Been Going On?"" 10. Cher and The Pointer Sisters perform a medley of song

1. Cher opens the show with ""Friends"" and a monologue with Lily about having just quit smoking. 2. Ernestine the switchboard operator (Lily) dials up Cher to find out the truth about all of the wild stories published in the movie magazines. 3. Janet Jackson reveals to Cher what it's like growing up in the Jackson household. 4. The Jacksons perform ""I Am Love"" 5. Lily appears in a comedy sketch as David's eager blind date. 6. Cher sings ""Since I Fell For You"" 7. Cher and The Jacksons invent the commercial on a deserted island. 8. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the miraculous new ""Wondr-bat."" 9. The Jacksons sing ""The World Was a Mess"", introducing a segment in which Cher, Lily and David portray the confused first inhabitants in the Garden Of Eden. 10. Lily annoys a married couple (Cher and David) waiting on the corner for a bus. 11. Cher recites Rudyard Kipling's poem ""If"" to an animated sequence. 12. Cher joins The Jacksons for a medley of The Jacksons' greatest hits

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Where You Lead"" and ""How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"", followed by a monologue about her summer vacation. 2. ""The Recording Session"" -- A very demanding record producer (Bill) interrupts Cher and The Muppets while they're trying to cut an album. 3. Tom Smothers sing ""Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"" 4. Bill is cast as a hustler of bargain nose jobs, trying to find his way into Cher's dressing room. 5. Cher sings ""Send In the Clowns"" 6. The Smothers Brothers perform ""Yo-Yo Man"" 7. Cher and the Muppet Sweetums sing ""Something"" 8. ""The Pain Game"" -- Cher and Tom Smothers portray contestants in a game show where the losers are stiffly penalized. 9. ""Shape Up, America"" -- The entire cast takes part in the grand finale, a series of comedy vignettes about physical fitness. 10. Cher closes the show.

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Yesterday"" and ""Crocodile Rock"", followed by a monologue about having gone to the doctor for her annual checkup. 2. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Ed plays a moving man helping Laverne (Cher) get settled into her new apartment. 3. Redd attempts to mail a raw fish through the post office. 4. The Pointer Sisters perform one of their latest recordings. 5. Redd appears as a werewolf who wants to check into a kennel. 6. Redd and The Pointer Sisters are cast as a grieving black family who accuse a funeral director (Ed) of placing the wrong corpse in their father's coffin -- until they find out that the deceased man had left behind a billion dollar empire. 7. Cher performs ""Love Song"" 8. Ed approaches a TV executive (Cher) with an idea for a new television series, ""Let's Make a Deal."" 9. Redd appears as the Secretary of State in this blackout on an insurance commercial. 10. Cher is joined by The Pointer Sisters for a musical salute to Elton John. Among the son

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Feeling Good"" and ""I Feel the Earth Move"", followed by a monologue about the Family Hour and TV censorship. 2. Cher and Wayne portray two clowns who can't play their wedding ceremony straight. 3. Cher performs ""Puppet Man"" 4. Nancy is cast as a temporary hotline worker who gives advice to callers with problems. 5. Cher sings ""Until It's Time For You To Go"" 6. ""People In the News"" -- Cher and Wayne appear as a pair of scientists who are studying the effects of living underwater on human behavior. 7. Cher, Wayne and Nancy showcase their talents in this sketch about each other. 8. ""The Corsican Sisters"" -- Cher and Nancy play identical twins who've grown up learning to suffer with each other's aches and pains. 9. Wayne and Nancy join Cher in a musical finale saluting the all-American hamburger. 10. Cher closes the show.

1. Cher opens the show with ""Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street?"" and a monologue. 2. Illusionist Mark Wilson and his son, Greg, show Cher and Chastity some magic tricks. 3. The Captain brings along Stupidillo, a three-headed animal (played by The Hudsons). 4. The Hudson Brothers perform ""Lonely School Year"" 5. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher tries to get some pep into her new watchdog. 6. Cher sings ""When You Wish Upon a Star"" 7. The Captain reenacts his attempt to sell his idea for a children's TV series. 8. Cher and The Hudson Brothers appear as toy soldiers in this comedy sketch. 9. Mark Wilson, aided by Cher, demonstrates more of his great illusions. 10. Cher closes the show.

1. Cher opens the show with ""Take Me Home, Country Roads"" and a monologue about some of the letters printed in the TV section of the Sunday newspaper. 2. Mac sings ""I Still Love You (You Still Love Me)"" 3. Cher offers a glimpse of what a beauty contestant winner is like off-camera. 4. LaBelle sings ""Messin' With My Mind"" 5. Cher joins LaBelle for ""Are You Lonely?"" 6. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) is reunited with Larry, her equally tacky brother (played by Don Reo, the show's co-producer). 7. Cher sings ""Five Hundred Miles"" 8. Cher and Mac perform a medley of popular songs that Davis wrote, including: ""Stop and Smell the Roses"", ""One Hell Of a Woman"", ""In the Ghetto"", ""Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me"" and ""I Believe In Music."" 9. Regular Gailard Sartain is featured in a comedy skit about the possible hazards that can occur in an ordinary home. 10. Cher performs a medley of The Rolling Stones' greatest hits, including: ""It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like It)"", ""Under My Thumb"", ""It

1. Cher opens the show with ""There'll Be Some Changes Made"" and a monologue about how bad she is at telling jokes. 2. Anthony sings ""Quilp"" 3. Cher joins Anthony for ""Take a Little Dab Of Hope"" 4. Cher appears in a commercial blackout about losing weight. 5. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) gets an interior decorator (Anthony) to help her with a complete makeover of her apartment. 6. Tina performs ""River Deep, Mountain High"" 7. Ike and Tina perform ""Baby, Get It On"" 8. Ike impresses Cher with his deep, philosophical thoughts. 9. A nouveau rich couple (Cher and Anthony) learn that their stolen car is being held for ransom. 10. Cher sings ""You Turn Me On"" 11. Cher and Tina perform ""Country Side Of Life"" 12. Anthony pitches a record album containing the bottom one hundred songs. 13. Anthony and Tina join Cher for a spirited salute to the old-time revival meetings. Featured songs in the medley include: ""Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"", ""Resurrection Shuffle"" and ""Saved."" 14.