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"It's a bag for your dick."

The Obama administration announces a bold new media strategy. Make sure you watch the end of the video for a special message from Abe.

'If you have any questions, ask someone else. I'm the town bully.'

Turns out the only thing grosser than the food at McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's and Burger King is how the commercials are made.

You might as well just eat dyed sugar. It's probably healthier.

Although there's still not enough gold jewelry.

Can you really put a price on love? The answer is, yes, of course you can.

Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.

If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.

It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.

Because if anyone needs real talk, it's gamers.

Enough with the maps! We don't even understand their meanings anyway.

Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to black liquid that raises blood pressure and increases stress.

Before you try to fast-track that weight loss resolution.

Brushing your teeth is overrated anyway.

All purses inevitably end up being overpriced, tiny trashcans.

Look, Cocoa Puffs are totally the bomb, but maybe eating the entire box in one day isn't such a great thing.

Grocery stores are better at screwing with your head than they are keeping their shelves stocked.

They say history is written by the victors, but it's actually written by publishers and politicians who all have agendas to push on high school and college kids. Hooray for public education and terrible textbooks!

Roger Horton returns for the first time since 2017 to explain why recycling is pointless and, even worse – basically just one big scam.

There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.

If dentists were honest, nobody would ever go to the dentist. And, honestly, we'd probably be fine.

Everybody is familiar with money, but thanks to cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, Stellar, and Binance we can now exchange those boring green presidential napkins for sexy computer cash that’s easier to lose, far more volatile, slaughters the environment, and can’t be exchanged for the vast majority of goods and services! Honest!

White Claw Summer is out, and Horton's Hard Poison Fizzy Summer is IN.

What would happen if dating apps like Tinder, Match.com, Bumble and others were actually honest? They'd sound kinda like this.

What if NFT collections like Bored Ape Yacht Club, Azuki, CloneX, and other such stupid crap were actually honest about what they were?

What if Internet Service Providers like Centurylink, Comcast, and Cox were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

What if toilet paper brands like Charmin, Cottonelle, Caboo were actually honest about that stuff we rub on our butt to rub other stuff off our butts? Roger Horton investigates... in ONE TAKE.

What if Wine Companies (vineyards?) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

Insurance people are really just the superheroes of bending us over for the pleasure of paying them to do the bare minimum. Originally Posted In 2015

What if chocolate companies like Hershey's, Nestle, Mars, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.

What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?

What if cruises were honest about your floating vacation?

All Roger, all in one place.

What if were your neighborhood bar was honest?

What if homeshare tech companies like AirBnB were actually honest about how terrible they are?

If your local news was honest, here's what they'd say, according to Roger Horton

Never-before-seen footage of Roger Horton auditioning to be on Shark Tank by pitching new Horton product lines. Vote on your favorite new product in the comments and we'll make an Honest Ads episode from the winner in the future!

Who else is excited for the next annual Big Game, featuring the world's most popular public slaughter house fueled by human lives? Oh ... just us in America?

What if mental health apps were honest about how bogus they are?