Celebrity Deathmatch

1. Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton 2. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey 3. Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen

1. Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell 2. Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sylvester Stallone

1. Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot 2. Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler 3. Jay Leno vs. David Letterman

1. Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert 2. Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin 3. Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee

1. Janeane Garofalo vs. Cindy Crawford 2. Elvis Presley vs. Jerry Garcia 3. Rosie O'Donnell vs. Oprah Winfrey vs. Jerry Springer

1. Fiona Apple vs. John Popper 2. Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman 3. Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson

1. Dolly Parton vs. Jennifer Lopez 2. Madonna vs. Michael Jackson 3. Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield

1. Ice Cube vs. Ice-T 2. Robert DeNiro vs. Al Pacino 3. Backstreet Boys vs. Beastie Boys

1. Calista Flockhart vs. Lucy Lawless 2. Boy George vs. Don Johnson 3. Penn & Teller vs. Siegfried & Roy

1. Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox vs. Lisa Kudrow 2. Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore 3. Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan

1. Moses vs. Pharaoh 2. Larry King vs. Geraldo Rivera 3. Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar

1. Paul Hogan vs. Mel Gibson 2. Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin 3. Fabio vs. Bono vs. Yoko Ono

1. Tiger Woods vs. Andre Agassi 2. O.J. Simpson vs. Joe Namath 3. Sammy Sosa vs. Mark McGwire

1. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera 2. Kenny G. vs. Flea 3. Anthony Edwards vs. Eriq LaSalle vs. Noah Wyle

1. Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric 2. Judge Judy vs. Susan Lucci 3. Tom Green vs. Craig Kilborn

1. Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt 2. Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack 3. Eminem vs. Kid Rock

1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner 2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates 3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock

Nick and Johnny are sent to meet the U.S. Congress to argue about the violence on the show, featuring Stone Cold as their defendant. The Congress shows many clips of various violent moments on the show, and Nick and Johnny shows some to defend themselves.

1. Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard 2. Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski 3. George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg

1. Steve Irwin vs. Medusa 2. Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey 3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis

1. Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell 2. Johnny Gomez & Nick Diamond vs. Sam Donaldson 3. Whoopi Goldberg vs. Claire Danes

1. Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees 2. Jessica Simpson vs. 98 Degrees

1. Meat Loaf vs. Jonathan Davis 2. Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas 3. Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine

1. Chyna vs. Albert Einstein 2. Eddie Vedder vs. Scott Stapp 3. David Copperfield vs. David Blaine

Paris Hilton VS Nicole Richie Tony Hawk VS Bam Margera Bam Margera VS Don Vito

1. Bono vs Chris Martin 2. Bruce Willis vs Ashton Kutcher 3. Robert DeNiro vs James Gandolfini

1. Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell 2. Ryan Seacrest vs. Simon Cowell 3. The Olsens vs. The Osbournes

Missy Elliot vs. Gwen Stefani Kevin Federline vs. Justin Timberlake Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant

1. Jamie Kennedy vs. Ali G 2. Rodney Dangerfield vs. Rob Schneider 3. Ben Stiller vs. Adam Sandler

Paul Teutul, Sr. vs. Xzibit Jack Black vs. Jack White Chris Rock vs. Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

Mischa Barton vs. Kristin Cavallari Tobey Maguire vs. Jake Gyllenhaal Wilmer Valderrama vs.

Paul Wall vs. Mike Jones Andy Milonakis vs. Steve-O Vince Vaughn vs.

Chris Rose vs. Rob Dibble vs. Rodney Peete vs. John Salley Carson Daly vs. Jimmy Kimmel Tina Fey vs.

Lil' Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo Lil' Wayne vs. Lil' Flip Lil' Jon vs.

Dave Chapelle Vs. Carlos Mencia Ashley Simpson Vs. Her Old Nose Ludi-Criss Angel Vs. R. Kelly Clarkson.

Adrian Grenier vs. Jeremy Piven Rev Run vs. Russell Simmons Orlando Bloom vs.