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Tim gets a gift basket from his father.

Eric sends Tim an ornamental hot dog; Ron Auster teaches children how to dance.

Tim learns a problematic new magic trick; free portraits on Hollywood Boulevard.

Tim and Eric hold a seminar on how to build a successful sitcom writing career.

A chunky lady's love for her mean boss reaches a boiling point.

Dilly is surprised when he finds a batch of cooked shrimp washed ashore and Krunk trips on his way to investigate.

Raz threatens to come between Tim and Eric's partnership.

Armando's day at work gets sidetracked when he finds an unexpected surprise waiting for him in the dumpster. Spagett!! The Heidecker family shows off their state-of-the-art technology at having fun while Eric's family makes do with a home-made slip & slide.

Baseball Man is forced to take action after noticing odd behavior from one of Chip's dolls during his date with Cindy. Dr. Steve Brule teaches some self-defense. A large man sings a song about sitting on you.

Tim's birthday is coming up and Eric can't wait, so he takes Wait Mate pills. The problem is, he takes too many and loses his memory.

Tim's life is saved by the Snuggler.

A tape that Carol made for Mr. Henderson is revealed, and her worst fear is realized.

Tim returns from the dead with a special gift. This is part of the 30 episodes ordered for season 2, but is considered to be in season 3. The 30 episodes ordered for season 2 were advertised as seasons 2, 3, and 4, each consisting of 10 episodes.

One Word - Jackie Chan. Channel 5 celebrates 100 years of Jackie Chan. Steve Mahanahan advertises a Child Clown training video.

Those Darn Rascals. Bob Odenkirk tries to fix Tim and Eric's friendship when Tim kills Eric's rascal. Cinco introduces the Cinco-Fone. Tairy Greene teaches a child acting class.

The Adventure Begins. Spagett goes Hollywood, and a friendship is threatened. Love is not always hard. (John C. Reilly, Brian Posehn, Steve Schirripa)

When Tim and Eric run out of show ideas, Aboxa balloons drops by. Steve Brule has a report about the internet, where he then makes a video, and hopes it will go viral. C.O.R.B.S (Cops on Recumbent Bikes) attempt to stop a group of Colombian terrorists trying to take over a sugar factory, which ends in a terrible tragedy, and some sound effects. Grill Vogel teaches you how to hug appropriately in a workplace. We're also introduced to a family dealing with divorce, and the Cinco Eye Tanning System. (John C. Reilly and Ray Wise)

Jim and Derrick board, Chug, and get chill with Elisha Cuthbert in the zone. You just got bonged! And damn... Drez plays it all back. Also, Cinco's Pep Pep makes an appearance. (Elisha Cuthbert and John Mayer)

When a blizzard snows in Tim and Eric, they reminisce over hot chocolate and urine with David Liebe Hart and Richard Dunn.

When Eric's 3-T Scroat starts acting up, Tim is forced to investigate. But can you find the real one?

Tim and Eric examine the mysteries of the universe. Pierre launches a PSA about food poisoning. The Zillions crew is back with a very special episode of a Celebrity Zillions.

Tim and Eric embark on a road trip. James Quall goes Back to Squall.

Tim and Eric hire Tommy Wiseau to direct a "Pig Man" sketch for them. Features clips from The Room. Cinco introduces the Mancierge service.

Tim and Eric's origins, The Cinco Mouth Decorator, Dr Steve Brule with a tip on eggs.

Tim and Eric return at top form with the new and improved show the fans have been wanting. Diahhreaphragm with Jack McBrayer, Diahhreabedis, Quall Of Duty: San Diego Streets, Morning Meditations, Brule's Rules.

Eric hits puberty naturally before Tim, causing Tim to seek out synthetic ways to activate puberty to catch up with Eric. Fortin' with Will.

Casey Tatum, who died in a fiery car crash in a previous season, is brought back to life by his brother after a little girl discovers his bones in the woods. Wendell Pierce guest stars as the detective tasked with the remains.

Tim writes the semi-autobiographical novel Choices: The Problem with Eric Wareheim, much to Eric's dismay. Meanwhile, the Cinco H'amb saves another life by offering a cheaper alternative to expensive food products (Guest starring William Sanderson). Two actors discuss their achievements in All Dolled Up, and Dr. Steve Brule delivers a depressing message.

Tim's eyes are pecked out by crows. Cinco advertises the Sleep Watching Chair, a product that helps male friends watch each other sleep. Flamboyant pop group The Paynus Brothers release a new single and start a spanking craze.

Tim wears a Cinco Musky Tusk Necklace for good luck, while claiming that Eric's rabbit's foot necklace has no effect. Pierre dreams of a barbecue while under the influence of Dream Cream. The Cinco Bro-oche is advertised in a parody of the Eye Tanning System from "C.O.R.B.S."