Suburban Shootout

Arriving in the idyllic little village of Little Stempington Joyce and Jeremy Hazledine believe that they have escaped the big city rat-race at last. This feeling is further enhanced when two of their new neighbours arrive with welcome baskets. However, the nightmare begins when Joyce accepts a seemingly innocent invitation from Camilla Diamond to tour the village and ends up blowing up the local Wicker Barn. Later, she gives a lift to another villager who offers her tea and explains the reasons behind the secret turf war between rival gangs of power-crazed housewives.

For her initiation into Camilla's gang, Joyce has to go after the local librarian.

When Camille needs her as a French interpreter, Joyce learns of her secret plan to get drugs from a French gangster. And while her parents are away, Jewel decides to seduce new neighbor Bill.

To raise funds, Camilla hosts a Botox party with a cocaine-addicted plastic surgeon as the guest of honor. When Joyce and Lillian decide to let themselves become test subjects in a hormone-replacement therapy experiment, they experience unusual side effects.

With Camilla threatening her husband's life, Joyce is forced to plan a heist. Meanwhile, two deejays arrive in town to run an illegal dance party.

Under the pretense that it is a holiday shopping trip, Camilla goes to Calais on a mission to buy the illegal drugs for her hormone-therapy scheme, unaware that her daughter Jewel has taken the payment money.

With Barbara in prison after being framed by Camilla, Joyce struggles to keep control as gang boss. Meanwhile, Camilla hits upon a plan to make her mobile casino a success by exploiting a team of Belarussian ballet dancers who are seeking political asylum. To this end, she imprisons them in a garden centre and forces them to wait tables bare-chested in the casino.

Camilla and her posse carry out cunning stings in the fields of politics and law enforcement; the town's first fight club opens for business; Joyce begins to lose control of her mob; and Barbara is offered her freedom... at a price.

A shocking discovery puts Camilla's plans for a super casino on hold; Joyce takes drastic action to regain control of the town; and Barbara's new ally, Donna, turns out to be a little troublesome.